[You know what, Teddy is going to go back and just. Lock this entire thread, just in case someone who knows Buffy or Buffy herself stumbles upon this and - yeah. It's definitely something he and Billy have been trying to avoid, meta knowledge and all.]

Yeah. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Really, really here. She was actually the first person I talked to when I showed up here - I totally thought I was talking to Sarah Michelle Gellar at first! I mean, just that in itself would've been a dream come true, but Buffy herself? Oh, man. I thought I died or something!

[And that pretty much goes for more than half of the people he's met in Luceti - it's like a fanboy's heaven in a hellish setting.]