[Generally, an explanation of all the rules when a newbie is on the field kind of turns them off of the sport. Better to learn slowly and firsthand rather than get a rundown of everything they need to know. And while Teddy's sure Billy won't get as into it as he is, he'd rather not turn him off of it entirely either.]

Yeah, keep dreaming, Kaplan. No one is a complete natural at hoop-shooting from the get-go; even I have trouble with it sometimes.

[He lifts his foot to give Billy's knee a playful tap, his voice turning a tad dramatic.] Besides, I don't think you could ever surpass me.