[Pfffft. Wow, okay, that's a pretty brilliant mental image. Even with the running-into-walls bit.]

They're seriously that bad?

[Maybe the Battle Dome just can't handle sports. Or Teddy needs a more expert programmer, if the issue's more complex than general geekery can handle. It is kind of a crazy set-up in that place.]

Well, if you need someone to help practice with that badly... I guess you could try and teach me how to play.