[Teddy grins up at Billy and tilts his body so that he's right-side up, head tilted back to look at his boyfriend hanging above him. Billy might look like he's about to let go, but Teddy isn't; his hand shifts, additional fingers growing from his wrist to grip around Billy's and keeping him from going anywhere, either floating off or downward.]
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Nope. You're stuck with me, Kaplan.