I don't know, I've got my doubts now, what with you making your prize be eloping with my laptop for a week. I'm not feeling particularly wanted.

[He says it all in a practiced, neutral tone, even if it's unbelievably difficult to keep a straight face with Teddy doing that to his hand; if he wasn't in the air he's pretty sure his legs would've half-turned to jelly. It's unfair that the smallest things that his boyfriend does can have that effect on him at least eighty percent of the time.]