Well, at least it wasn't a "storm" [air quotes and all -] trooper. Bad guys from franchises way similar to my own; viscous.

[... ... ... ... and okay, he has to "break character" (because he'd purposely been doing bad anyway) to blink and look up at the sky in thought.]

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I wonder if I could... [He trails off, though it's probably obvious: shift into an actual storm trooper, uniform/armor and all.]